The Nation of Communistic Barbarians is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Viktor Donglikker with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, compulsory vegetarianism, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 3.739 billion Barbarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalingrad. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Barian economy, worth 254 trillion Shillings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,081 Shillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, the diplomatic corps stinks, and manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communistic Barbarians's national animal is the Vodka Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Communistic Barbarians is ranked 35,649^th in the world and 607^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,677.33 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.